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DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME

Synopsis

First book in the 'Mortdecai' series. The Hon. Charlie Mortdecai, amoral art dealer, unwilling assassin and degenerate aristocrat endures all manner of nastiness, angry foreign governments, stolen paintings and dead clients in order to make a dishonest living. X rated, explicit sexual content.

Warning: This book may contain strong language, scenes of violence or explicit sex.