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Ted Wallace is a cantankerous, whisky-sodden beast of a failed poet and drama critic, but he has his faults too. Fired from his newspaper, Ted seeks a repose at Swafford Hall, the country mansion of his old friend Lord Logan. But strange things have been going on. Phenomena beyond the comprehension of a mud-caked hippopotamus like Ted. X rated, contains offensive language.

Warning: This book may contain strong language, scenes of violence or explicit sex.